Michael "Con" Vick & Smoking Baby Backs!

Well, Adam Eaton sure did show us, didn't he? Undoubtedly spurred on by The Pit Master's scathing commentary Friday, Eaton pitched a "gem" of a game. After going 5 2/3 innings and yielding 7 hits and 2 runs, he "lowered" (a relative term with him) his ERA to a sparkling 5.84. Can the Cy Young Award be far behind for Pat Gillick's $7.2 million boy? We would be remiss if we failed to point out that his batting average (.238) is actually higher than Playboy left fielder Pat "The Whiffle Ball Bat" Burrell's (.236).

On to more important matters, today's menu is Baby Back Ribs, grilled shrimp and potato wedges. There are two racks of ribs. One, sprinkled with just salt and pepper, will go in the oven. The other, sprinkled with Mike Mills' Magic Dust recipe, will go on the grill with the smoker box fully loaded. The S&P ribs are on the left, while the Magic Dust ones are to the right. For the anally retentive, the schedule of events has been posted.



Lastly, with just minutes remaining on last week's question ("Who is your favorite Food Network personality?"), it is almost time to unveil next week's question. It will involve everyone favorite QB, Michael "Con" Vick. Look for it later today!