Happy Friday!

I am a football coach. I have a tall finger. Let me show it to you.

Bob Ryan on Don Shula's anti-Patriots comments.

Peter Vecsey on the status of Isiah Thomas.

Derek Jeter: Tax evader?

Mike Lupica on Barry Bonds.

I make $66 million and I can't even start for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Bill Conlin: The off-season moves of the Phillies will gag you with a spoon.

Bill Conlin (again): Phillies' owner refuses to spend money, but sure makes a lot of it.