Monday Morning Links (15, count 'em...15!)

Um, honey, I think you should read this!

Are the Jets trying to get a Woody?!?

Hoops Weiss on Coach K's 800th W!

Mike Jarvis to JMU?!? (Mike Jarvis can coach -- make no mistake about that...)

Osama Obama: I do not pray to Allah!

Cole Hamels cries poverty over making $500,000!

Asante Samuel now has 20 mill in the bank!

Check out this blog -- which is actually called checkouthisblogdotcom!

Current Clipper --and future 76er-- Elton Brand is ready to resume practice!

A former narc now sells DVDs telling how to avoid drug busts?!?

Everyone Loves Freddie Couples!

ZZZ...Be honest -- do you fall asleep at work?!?

Cornell is the first one invited to The Dance!

Spamming now a felony!

Hey -- it's National Procrastination Week!