Memo to the lazy: Get in line and take my $

Well, no big surprise with yesterday's election. We have known for over a month that Obama Osama would be our new president. We kind of denied it (by not blogging about it), but last night there was no escaping the inevitable. As such, we began preparing for that change last night. On the way home from flag football (a 28-26 Packer Win), we stopped at McDonalds and let the kids get milkshakes and McNuggets. Not only was this a reward to The Playmaker for a job well done, but it was one of the last times we will have money in our pockets. Because under Osama's rule, the haves will be helping the have-nots. According to Osama and his Loser Liberal Friends (like John Kerry and Barney Frank), those of us who actually bother to go out and get jobs need to share our money with Lazy Losers who have come to the realization that it is easier to collect handouts then to go out and get jobs. And remember Osama's Vice President, Joe "The Plagiarist" Biden, says it is "patriotic to pay taxes."

And let's review why it is so many people voted for Osama:

1. He's not George W. Bush.

2. He's black.

3. The economy sucks (because Loser-Fat-Slob-Barney Frank made sure thousands of unqualified people got mortgages they knew they would never be able to repay).

4. He's not George W. Bush.

Seriously, have you heard one person (one person!) give a single tangible reason why they voted for Osama? This crap about change?!? That's code for, "Osama's not George W. Bush." And for those ignorant people who blame Bush for everything (while conveniently forgetting the economy is Barney Frank's doing), answer us this: Has the President kept you safe since 9/11?!? That answer, of course, is a resounding YES.

So, Osama is YOUR new president (he's certainly not ours). Be careful what you wish for.

Meanwhile, we are now officially counting the days until Mitt Romney gets into the White House. That or when Karl Rove comes out of retirement. Either one will bring Osama's reign of taxes and free handouts for The Lazy to a merciful end.