Prepping for stay in basement

Quickies:

1. We join the masses who say ENOUGH! with this Bret Favre crap. Trade him and move on.

2. And is there anyone else who has ever been been offered $20 million to, wait for it...stay retired?!?

3. Funny how when the NFL schedule gets released, it's damn near treated like a national holiday. The NBA releases its games and no one cares.

4. Seriously, HOW LONG does it take a puppy to become house-trained?!?