Christmas Present #18

SpitJack Fireplace Grill

This thing looks suh-weet! It fits right into your fire place. And it has a drip pan to prevent flareups. You can be a cowboy or a pit master right in your frigging living room. So what's the problem?!? Well, The Misses won't let us get it. Plus, the least expensive model is $160 -- not exactly cheap. Still...