To: Cole Hamels
From: The Pit Master
Subject: Sucking
Dear Cole,
Just because you are the number four pitcher in the Phillies' rotation this year, does not mean you should go out and throw like a number four pitcher. In light of last night's terrible outing, we felt the need to remind you of this fact before you pitch in Atlanta this coming weekend. Thank you for adhering to this rather simple request.
Sincerely,
The Pit Master
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