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How bad was our fantasy football performance on Sunday?

We had the lowest point total in the league (69).

Our second leading scorer was ... wait for it ... our kicker (David Akers, 15).

We drafted the first defense in the league (Pittsburgh's) and it got us ONE POINT on Sunday.

Not to be outdone, joining the Steelers in the land of scoring ONE POINT were Percy Harvin and Brent Celek.  Note that Mike Sims-Walker is not on that list.  That's because he scored ZERO POINTS.  (Seriously, we can't make this sheeeeet up.)

We will now go throw-up.