Friday, December 9, 2011

Christmas Present #17

A trio of basketball stocking stuffers...

1. Whore Stern will now be referred to as Eff Face Stern!  What a FRIGGING idiot.  A total tool.  The only thing that surpasses his ego his is stupidity.  We wish Dennis Rodman would take a baseball bat to his ribs.

2. Metro!  The Playmaker has played four Metro games this season.  He has started in three of them (twice at small forward, once at shooting guard).  Before Tuesday's practice, the coaches met with us behind closed doors to tell us they were going to let him play some point guard.  We resisted the urge to say, What the hell took you so long?!?

3. Rec B-ball! The Playmaker had his first rec game last Saturday.  He scored 18 points on 9-16 shooting, including a steal at half court and driving layup at the buzzer to send the game into a 60-second overtime.  Alas, we never even got a possession and lost 32-30.

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