Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Sucking at what you do...


Dear Mr./Miss/Ms./Mrs. Meteorologist,

You SUCK at what you do.  Unless what you do is SUCK.  In that case, you are AWESOME at your job.  Given all the tools at your disposal, it should be relatively EASY to predict the weather with a good amount of accuracy.  But you NEVER do.  You BLOW.  In fact, you blow CHUNKS.  You haven't gotten a snow storm forecast right in over 10 years.  That is an effing FACT.  Last night, you said we would get 2-4 inches of snow.  What did we get?!?  A whole HALF INCH of the white stuff.  Apparently the "storm" went out to sea.  Funny that yesterday you NEVER said that was even an option.  If people go to HELL for sucking at their jobs, you are DESTINED to end up there.

At least you won't have to worry about snow down there.

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