Sunday, September 22, 2013

Saturday's College Football Games:10 Things You Need to Know...

1. texASS beats Kansas State, 31-21! In the words of DC, Woop dee damn do! On second thought, Great Job!!! We speak for all of Sooner Nation when we say we NEVER want Mack Brown to leave texASS. Never. 

2. Johnny Manziel! He's the most entertaining college player we can ever remember watching. Yes, that's what we said.

3. Typical Notre Dame bullsheeeeet! The in-the-Irish-pocket refs called something like 12 pass interference penalties on Michigan State.  All seemingly came in the red zone.  And the majority of them were total crap calls. Total crap that allowed the Irish to prevail, 17-13.

4. Paul Finebaum's radio show! If you don't like it, you're a communist. Nothing funnier than Charles trying to verbally punch Danny Sheridan in the face. Hey, Sheridan! I don't like what you said about Auburn! I oughtta give you a country boy ass whopping!

5. Michigan's not very good! Should have lost to Akron last week. Should have lost to UConn last night. Hold off on the Brady Hoke statue.

6. And if Michigan blows, what does that tell us about Notre Dame?!? Think about that.

7. Time to fire UMass coach Charlie Molnar! Undoubtedly The Worst coach in D-1.

8. Just wait! The Philadelphia Eagles will continue to lose. And Texas and Southern Cal will start sniffing around one Chip Kelly.

9. Please pick up your parting gifts: Boise State Frauds.

10. Three words! Dee Dee Bonner.

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