The SF Giants are WHITE TRASH...

We said it last fall.  We'll say it again.  The Giants are White Trash.  A bunch of pu$$ies who have no class.  Getting their ass kicked for the second night in a row by the Phillies, they resorted to what they always do.  Classless baseball.  Having watched Shane Victorino club a home run earlier in the game, and already losing 8-2, White Trashers pitcher Ramon Ramirez aimed a fastball right at Victorino's ribs.  He connected, Victorino dropped his bat and yelled, "What the f---?!?" Ramirez motioned him to come, and Victorino did, along with both benches and bullpens.  Fat Ass Pablo Sandival, clearly incensed by the fact that after losing 40 pounds in the off-season 55 have returned, cheap shotted Carlos Ruiz.  Seeing that, Victorino quickly hopped on top of Fat Ass.  White Trasher catcher Eli Whiteside then attempted to put Placido Polanco in a choke hold.  That lasted about one second, upon which Polanco quickly gained the upper hand.  Ever the loser who is trapped in the past, Whiteside announced after the game that he was a high school football player.  Um, OK.

Anyway.  The bottom line is we won the fight.  Even better, we have outscored the White Trashers 12-3 in the first two games of the series.  Cole Hamels takes the mound today, which means there will be no retaliation.  If Buster Blanton or Jose Conteras were healthy and pitching, it would be a given that Fat Ass Sandival would be drilled in the head.  Cliff Lee and maverick rookie Vance Worley would also glady bean Fat Ass.  As it is, the best hope for retaliation is getting a big lead and having Brad Lidge come in.  In that situation, he will joyfully hit someone.