Three & out...

1. We're taking a fantasy flyer on Mike Sims-Walker!  Two years ago we got him on waivers and he came up HUGE.  Predictably, last season some schmo in our league drafted him way too high and he was a BUST.  Now playing with Sam Bradford, we will pull the trigger on him in the middle rounds.

2. Um, there are better (much better) ways to get revenge!  NBA scrub Javaris Crittenton has been charged with the murder of a 22-year old woman.  Newspaper reports state that police feel the intended target was another person who was walking next to the deceased.  Police also feel the motive was retaliation for an April robbery in which Crittenton was the victim.  Memo to Javaris: There are countless other ways to revenge on a person.  Take a baseball bat and smash the windows of their car.  Better yet, dump buckets of paint on their car or house.  Paint in GIANT letters "YOU EFFING SUCK" on their garage door.  And here's a really good one.  Go tell the police the identity of the thief.  Crittenton, infamous for his lockerrom gun fight with Gilbert Arenas, is a clear L-O-S-E-R.  And he just threw away his NBA career.

3. Di$count at Macy'$!  Lest we think the college football scandals are exclusive to the Big Time Schools, Tulsa (Tulsa!) receiver/kick returner Damaris Johnson (the NCAA's all purpose yardage record holder) got suspended yesterday.  His alleged crime?!?  His is accused of getting nearly $3,000 worth of merchandise from Macy's for ... wait for it ... $13.34.  How did that work?!?  His girlfriend worked at the cash register at Macy's.  Now that's frigging classic.