Everyone know who we are...

Battled a team from our own town in soccer today.  We played them in the first game of the year and they beat us, 3-2.  With the kids and coaches all knowing each other, it was definitely a rivalry game.  (Hint: No love lost between the two coaching staffs.  We like the head coach.  One of his assistants, however, is the BIGGEST douchebag in the world.  Repeat: In the world.  He thinks his son is All That.)

We whipped their ass, 3-0 ... and it wasn't even that close.  The Playmaker played goalie in the first half, stopping all seven shots he faced.  In the second half, he played forward.  He got two shots off on goal, one of which was thisclose to landing in the net.

When the game was over, the head coach was cordial.  The aforementioned Douchebag Assistant said NOTHING.  Literally, he said nothing.  Even better, his loud mouthed wife was (for undoubtedly the first time in her life) speechless.

Good times.  Always.