1. News item: Bill Murray's wife says he is addicted to booze and sex. We say: So what's the problem?!? Oh, my!
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2. News item: Rip Hamilton says he will play tonight. We say: Celtics win. Oooh...my arm. I think it's broken!
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3 News item: The Ten Worst Presidents. We say: How is Jimmy Carter not on this list?!?
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4. News item: Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has written a tell-all book about Dubya's time in office. We say: Hey, Loser! Get a life. Actually, get ready for Karl Rove to ruin your life. (Covertly, of course.)
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5. News item: Over 2,000 Philadelphians say Provolone is the cheese of choice for their cheesesteaks. We say: Give us American or Cheese Wiz! Yum.
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6. News item: Techie says your cellphone may be just as good as the Blackberry for e-mailing. We say: You don't really believe that do you? Decide for yourself.
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