The Wife is a huge People Magazine reader. Most weeks we never even set eyes on it. And when we do, it's only to catch the latest on Britney Spears or one of the cheesy TV shows we watch.
Anyway, we thought it would be funny to look through this week's issue and have a running commentary on it. We'll start off with just the front cover.
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1. The cover features a Saved by the Bell Reunion photo. We seem to remember the show was on Saturday mornings about 20 years ago. We also note that Tiffani Amber Thiessen David Silver Brian Austin Green still looks darn good. And Mario Lopez is still trying way too hard to look cool and sexy. The other three people in the photo all seem to grasp that they are no longer young and hip. Perhaps Obviously, Mario missed the memo.
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2. There is the obligatory photo of Michael Jackson. Not sure why this creep is still in the news. He was just another druggie musician who made about six really good songs.
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3. LeAnn Rimes is, according to the cover headline, separated from her husband. We must confess we have no frigging clue who LeAnn Rimes is. (Nor do we know anything about her husband, errrr, soon-to-be ex-husband.)
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4. Rounding out the front cover is an EXCLUSIVE! about "Bachelorette Jillian's Choice". We know that is a TV show, but we are proud to say we have never wasted one second of our life watching it. We can only begin to wonder what she is choosing. (Diet Coke or Coke Zero? Cream or half-and-half?)
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