Four on the floor...

1. Louisville sophomore center Samardo Samuels has apparently decided to keep his name in the NBA Draft! Now that we have stopped laughing, we actually feel badly for the kid. He is barely 6'9" and has a vertical leap of no more than six inches. Seriously. His hands are terrible. He didn't lead his team in rebounding. And he has no go-to move on offense. His only strength is that he is a good foul shooter. There is no way he will even get drafted in June. We can only guess that his lifetime dream is to play ball overseas. Nice.

2. Danny Ainge is a douche bag! Throwing a towel when rookie J.J. Hickson was shooting a foul shot was something a high school kid would do. Not an NBA team president. It makes us long for the days when Sedale Threatt beat the sheeet out of Ainge when the 76ers kicked the crap out of the Celtics yet again back in the day. Perhaps someone should remind #44 that the only reason he is still employed is because his BFF Kevin McHale handed him the title by giving him Kevin Garnett.

3. Update on Christmas in July May! One of the things we ordered was a Kevin Kolb #4 jersey for The Playmaker. Something tells us we will have a hard time keeping that under wraps until Christmas. It's better than 50-50 it will probably be recast as a back to school present at the end of the summer.

4. People keep asking why the Phillies have not yet begun to run away with the National League East! Hello?!? Are you aware that half their team is injured?!? Jimmy Rollins has missed most of the season. So have pitchers J.A. Happ, J.C. Romero and Buster Blanton. Once everyone comes back, they will dominate. No doubt. And we told you Jose Contreras was a HUGE signing over the winter. The guy was hitting 95 on the gun in the 9th inning against the Cardinals last night.