Saturday, July 31, 2010

What a LOSER...

Three innings was all we could stomach last night. In reality, we knew we were in trouble after one pitch. Roy Oswalt's first pitch was a meatball down the middle of the plate that some guy we've never heard of on the Nationals smoked into right center field for a triple. Two innings later, aided by yet another BONER by Greg Dobbs, the Phillies were down 3-zip and we shut it down for the night. Oswalt was horrible. He pitched like an old man who didn't want to be there. Memo to #44: Oh, well, your beloved St. Louis Cardinals were unable to pull off a deal and land you. You are now on what has undeniably been the best team in the National League for three years running. Stop being a pu$$y. Man up and go out and win some games.

(Oh, yeah...J.A. Happ, the guy traded for Oswalt, pitched 5 innings of shutout ball on just two hits in his first start last night. Wow. Why don't we trade for guys like that?!?)


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