Observations from the Celtics championship parade

1. Why did Big Baby Davis remove his shirt? Um, Glen, work out all summer, mix in a few salads, drop 30 pounds and THEN you can remove your shirt.

2. Shocking (shocking!) that Fat Boy Pee Pee carried on like a complete LOSER. Between "dancing" on the Duck Boat and smoking his cigar, he looked like a total ass. If he lived next door to us, we would egg his house nightly. By the way, nice job wearing a long sleeve shirt to camouflage your blubber. Very Nice.

3. Why was Scot Pollard even allowed in the parade? Only Richard Seymour stole more money in the past 12 months.

4. Tommy (Gun) Heinsohn looked, um, less than steady on his Duck Boat. Perhaps, he started celebrating before the celebration?!?

5. Why was Kevin McHale not part of the parade?

6. Nice touch by Boston Fairy Mayor Devil Patrick to phone in from Los Angeles. He talks like a girl. And can he name even one Celtic?!?