Saturday, September 27, 2008

Saturday Morning Facts & Predictions

1. Team 708 continues its quest for the perfect season. We won our game this morning, 9-3. The Playmaker led the way with four goals -- including two in a 60 second span. We are now 3-0.

2. Oklahoma will beat TCU by double digits tonight. The World seems to think TCU can top the powerful Sooners tonight. As usual, We Know Better. We say OU wins, 31-17.

3. Auburn will crush Tennessee. Tennessee, by SEC standards, is a bad team. Auburn, despite having a bad coach, will take out its frustrations over last week's loss to LSU by dominating Phillip's Vols. Auburn 30 Tennessee 10.

4. Clemson hosts Maryland. Honestly, who cares?!?

5. No. 3 Georgia hosts No. 8 Alabama. It is so funny to hear national newspaper and radio people talk about how great Georgia's offense is with Matt "S'cuse me while I hoist this keg" Stafford and Knowshon Moreno. We wish someone (anyone!) would ask them, "Can you name one other player on Georgia's offense?!? How about on the whole roster?!?" Forget Moreno's highlight reel. The fact is, the Bulldog offense has not been that good this year. At times, their offensive line looks high school-esque. As for Alabama -- yes, The Sons of Nick Saban are on their way back to the top. But they are not there yet. They beat...wait for it...Mighty Clemson the first week of the season, which put them into the top 10. Um...all you need to know about Clemson is this: The NFL Flag Football Packers tried to schedule them this year and Clemson was afraid to play a home and home series. Alas, we digress. Georgia will win by double digits, something like 24-14.

Enjoy the games.




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