Phillies SUCK, Bucs do not...

We are pissed as sheeet about Our Phillies. They are offensively inept, and been so for two seasons now. Thank goodness Uncle Charlie heeded our texts and tweets and got Raul Ibanez the hell out of the lineup. The Other Stiff, Jimmy Rollins, stayed in the lineup and paid HUGE dividends. For the Giants. In the second inning he got picked off first. In the fourth, he struck out to end a four run inning. Then there was the 8th inning. Howard and Werth had just clubbed back to back doubles to tie the game at 5 with NO OUTS. Up to the plate stepped Rollins. Man on second, NO OUTS. Bunt the speedy Werth over to third? Nope. Advance the runner with a ball hit to the left side? Of course not. Those two things are what fundamentally sound teams (and players) do. Instead, A-Hole-J-Roll popped out. He frigging POPPED OUT.

Ugh. The series is over. Doc will take the mound and pitch very well tonight. No doubt about that. Unfortunately, Druggie Lincecum will pitch the Phillies into a drug induced hitting comma. Giants will win, 3-1.

ONTO to happier news...

Your Flag Football Bucs won this past Tuesday, 26-6. The Playmaker had 1 catch (for 12 yards), 1 tackle behind the line of scrimmage (on a run), 1 quarterback sack and 1 touchdown pass. (Oops, he also threw an interception.) The Bucs are now 5-0.