1. Cliff Lee is a total douche bag! He openly admitted to cheering against the Phillies in this year's playoffs. Why?!? Because they traded him. Memo to Clifford: The Phillies traded you because three years of Roy Halladay was far superior to one year of you. And we will openly laugh when you sign with the Yankees even after they spit loogies on your wife.
2. The Heat suck on offense! Granted, we could only stomach the first quarter of their game last night. And granted D-Wade missed all of training camp. But their offense looked exactly like that of the ... wait for it ... Cleveland Cavaliers!!! Watch LeBron pound the rock into the ground and then launch a 19 footer that dents the rim. Awesome that after just one game the Pat Riley Watch has already begun.
3. The Bucs eked one out last night! We started off like gang-bangers. First two times on defense, we made picks. First two times on offense, we scored. And then to quote Old Friend Jim Mora: We sucked! We won, 12-6, making a goal line stand at the end of the game that ended with the ball inside the one yard line. The Playmaker had 4 catches for about 35 yards. The Bucs are now 7-0.
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