Have you heard the one about the Penn State football player?!?

The Penn State football program has seen numerous arrests in recent months. Our uncle is a Penn State alum. Though it pains him to watch his once pristine program go down the sewer, he did pass this along to us:

(1) Instead of 'Go State' we now say 'Paroooooooooooooooooooooole State'!!

(2) A lady in Boalsburg calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my
house and I think he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just
get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'

(3) Question: What is Joe Paterno's biggest concern?

Answer: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

(4) Question: What do you call a drug ring in State College?
Answer: A huddle.

(5) Question: There are four Penn State players in a car. Who's driving?

Answer: The police.

(6) Question: Why can't most of the Penn State players get into a huddle on the field?

Answer: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

(7) The Penn State team has adopted a new Honor System.
'Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.'

(8) The Penn State team is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests & 6 convictions.

(9) Question: How will the Penn State team spend the first week of Fall Practice?

Answer: Studying their Miranda Rights.