Wednesday's List, 3.0

(Try) To Do List

1. Cook the perfect ham & cheese omelette. -- Seriously, we can never flip the omelette without breaking it.

2. Get ESPN's College GameDay to host their show from our garage. -- How great would THAT be?!? Kirk, Coach and Chris in our crib! Maybe they could even bring Erin Andrews!

3. Have dinner with Reese Witherspoon. -- Alone. We would send The Wife & Kids to Burger King for eats.

4. Hang out with Colin Cowherd. -- It would be like hanging out with, well, hanging out with OURSELF!

5. Return a punt for a touchdown in a big-SEC-Night-Game-On-The-Road. -- What would be more exciting than THAT?!?

6. Own a beach house in Avalon. -- Rent, shment!

7. Hang out with Mitch Buchannon David Hasselhoff. -- It would seem impossible to hang out with The Hoff and NOT have a killer time!

8. Watch every episode of The Office in an empty house for two days. -- Total and complete relaxation. (Michael Scott: "That's what she said.")

9. Get back to high school weight. -- Most summers we come fairly close (ok...somewhat close). But it gets increasingly more difficult each year.


10. Rid the world of "Ay-holes"! -- And, man, do we know A LOT of them!