Oh, what a night!

Wow! Double Wow! Big Game Bob is back! Last night's game was the Biggest Win for OU in recent memory! They took on the second ranked team in the country and kicked the Living Sheeeeet out of them! This was the same Texas Tech team that defeated texASS. OU went out and beat 'em by 44 points! So, puh-lease, spare us the Bonghorn crap about Lack Crown's team being better than OU, about them deserving to be ranked ahead of the Sooners. Tech coach Mike Leach said he will be voting OU ahead of the Shorthorns. OU Messiah Bob Stoops said it best after the game, "If you can't move us in front of Texas because they beat us, then you have to keep Texas Tech in front of Texas." That's logic so basic, even the dumbest of texASS fans can comprehend it. As for Florida getting a free pass for its one loss (while Oklahoma and Texas have play the Public Relations Game), Big Game Bob was, once again, right on target: "If you're going to forgive a team [Florida] for losing at home to an unranked team [Ole Miss] because they're playing well now -- well, we're playing pretty well now, too. If it's logical for someone else, it's logical for us."

It's logical, Coach. Totally logical.

In Stoops We Trust!