Thursday List, 3.0

Things to complain about...

1. Our back hurts -- A LOT. Our wife says it's because we watch (way) too much TV while laying on the couch. Our response: How much is too much?!?

2. Our passing Tuesday night was TERRIBLE. It was as if we were Jamelle Holieway, circa 1985. We short-armed everything and cost our team at least one score (and probably more).

3. Brent Venables is STILL the defensive coordinator at Oklahoma. (Not coincidentally, he is also Bob Stoops' BFF.) OU plays Texas Tech in two weeks. The over/under will be something like 100. We'll take the over, for sure.

4. There are only THREE WEEKS left in the college football regular season. We may just kill ourselves when the season ends. Seriously, please e-mail if you want to take over this blog when we are gone.

5. Osama is YOUR new president. Ugh. We already feel lighter in the wallet.

6. Mike Arbuckle has left the PHILLIES. Hamels, Burrell, Howard, Utley, Myers & Rollins. What do they all have in common? They were drafted and developed on Arbuckle's watch.

7. Samuel Dalembert STARTS for the 76ers. Excuse us while we go throw-up.